Anonymous asked: What's the weirdest thing someone has told you they masturbated with?
Vacuum cleaner handle
Rat tail combs
Beef hot dogs
The most popular answer are pillows. I’ve always wondered how you can grind your bare pussy on a pillow and get it all wet and creamy and then sleep on the bitch afterward. Don’t you have caked up pussy secretions that get all crusty?
I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jzzing on it
It’s defiled after that.
"I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jizzing on it"
Different pillows for different uses.
So what you saying is you have a special masturbation pillow.
Do you have that pillow on your bed with the other pillows or do you store it somewhere else.
Just sitting in the corner smelling like pussy.
I wonder if the other pillows tease it.
"Gary sitting over there looking depressed with pussy crust on his forehead"
**other pillows simultaneously erupt into laughter**
Lmfao I love tumblr
; The fuck is you lookin at? 😭😭😭
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
BLESS THIS PERSON
I BOW TO THIS INTENTION
Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*
That bold bit~